ValHallen's Songs Of The Millennium Lanifornication Catamaniacs! Du Sweat Help Desk     Lanifornication Red Hot Quaki Peppers     Sweaty Geeks for Africa Food from the Service Station Newbie geeks from High School Dream of beating the Lan nation And if you want this kind of scene It's Lanifornication It's the day of the lan And all of geeky civilization Are converging from their seats To come down to the final location It's very nice that Paradise sells Lanifornication Pay your entry all is well To enter the place of gaming Celebrities akin to stars within To face the war you're waging Chorus: First seats at the dawn Trade your soft porn Dream of Lanifornication Dream of Lanifornication Never had a girl total newbie to the world Living sexual isolation Teenaged guys with problems inside Getting high on information And buy me a seat on the next retreat It's Lanifornication Games may be your final frontier Living in your Mommas basement Coldwind can you hear the screams Of the Hub now commercial frustration And Paradise aint far away It's Lanifornication Pick a game then earn your fame Blow up the population Nobody is camping there Cos Ax is on vacation Repeat Chorus Destruction leads to a high frag count But it also breeds infection And three quakes are to a geek's bright star They're just another true frustration And bed sores couldn't stop the guys From Lanifornication Pay your fee get in for free To fill yourself with gaming Quicker than the rest This is no test But this is what you're craving Repeat Chorus       Catamaniacs!     It's time for Catamaniacs And we're droopy to the max So just sit back and relapse You'll wish you had an axe We're Catamaniacs! Come join the Faultline Brothers Worshipping the Mistress, Cat All day and night we hang around the the webpage where she's at. She'll treat us with contempt if we ever call her fat But we still post and hope she's host Enough to ask us back We're Catmaniacs! Tmaskys cute and Codiene yaks. Coldwind packs away the drink And then throws up in the sink. We're Catmaniacs! Goosey and the Phantom want to rule the universe. GeekBoys Drool all over; Cat just whacks 'em with her purse. BaM is chasing chiqy, while Claymore spades the nurse. The code is stripped; we all have flipped How could this all get worse? We're Catmaniacs! We have to keep up all our acts. We're drippy to the max There's gaps in all the facts. We're Catamanie, Totally insaney Time and time againey Catamaniacs! Those are the facts.       Du Sweat RAMstein     You You Geek Your Geek Sweat You You Geek Your Geek Sweat You You Geek Your Geek Sweat You You Geek Your Geek Sweat You You Geek Your Geek Sweat Your Geek Sweat Your Geek Sweat that stinks Your Geek Sweat that stinks Your Geek Sweat that stinks you need a bath methinks Why don't you go off and shower Your stench is starting to overpower BATHE! BATHE! Ever sprayed things on your body? Your stench is doing bad things to me BATHE! BATHE! You You Geek Your Geek Sweat You You Geek Your Geek Sweat You You Geek Your Geek Sweat Your Geek Sweat Your Geek Sweat Your Geek Sweat that stinks Your Geek Sweat that stinks Your Geek Sweat that stinks you need a bath methinks The fish die when you go swimming From feet away my face is stinging BATHE! BATHE! Your stench is awesomely lethal Bio-warefare is illegal BATHE! BATHE! A combination of fish and cheese Make it stoooooooooop BATHE! BATHE!       Help Desk Smash Mouse     Somebody once told me I was totally geeky I played with the computers all day She was going round at school hangin with those cool Guys and Girls that all dressed the right way Well the years start runnin and they just kept coming Computers got better until they were humming Didn't make sense not to learn some more Worked real hard and was always hard core But I chose the wrong thing you see Played the games and thought that I was leet I never learnt graphics or code Now I'm stuck under this load Hey now you're on Help Desk hearing dumb shit, all day Hey now you're in IT, why arn't you high paid? It's like I sold my soul To the users whims, my life's down the bowl It's a dull place and they say it gets duller You're flat out now wait 'til the queue's fuller Your boss cares more about money Than listing to things that are funny They call all day, you're never gonna win The questions get worse, why don't you give in Set a user on fire no that has flaws Could eat my own leg, I'm getting so bored Hey now you're on Help Desk hearing dumb shit, all day Hey now you're in IT, why arn't you high paid? It's like I sold my soul To the users whims, my life's down the bowl Go, Go, Answer the phone Go, Go, Answer the phone Go, Go, Answer the phone Go, Go, Answer the phone Hey now you're on Help Desk hearing dumb shit, all day Hey now you're in IT, why arn't you high paid? It's like I sold my soul To the users whims ..... Somebody once asked why don't you get up off your ass Change your shoes and walk away from this place I said yep what a concept But I have totally fucked myself By never learning how to change Well the years keep runnin and they still keep coming Computers get better but we never see em Doesn't make sense cos I'm still here Forty years old, aint never gonna leave I chose the wrong thing you see Played the games and thought that I was leet I never learnt graphics or code Now I'm stuck under this load Hey now you're on Help Desk hearing dumb shit, all day Hey now you're in IT, why arn't you high paid? It's like I sold my soul To the users whims, my life's down the bowl To the users whims, my life's down the bowl